January 2010
December 2009
“If I don’t bother you who is going to bother you?”
– Mom
: how old is hazel?
Aileen: 12
: why is she so annoying?
Aileen: cuz she's going to through puberty.
Aileen: mom mom I think I'm going to throw up?
Mom: why don't you?
“I may know some hotties but the only one I want is an idiot.”
– Reyna
“I’m not a liar! I’m just…..a guy”
– Joseph Dickan
“Aileen, do you know candy makes you stupid?”
– Mom
Ha
I absolutely hate traveling the city of Downey I always feel a sense of nostalgia when visiting. Reminds me of times I wish never were and actions I could take back.
“PENIIIIIIIISSS!!”
– Ashley
Robert: you touch my nose ill cut your balls off.
Adrian: ill cut my own balls off.
“You’re the biggest puto I know.”
– Robert
Mom: yo quiero boyfriend.
: ew.
Mom: its true. Pero que no tenga penis.
“DONT READ MY TWEETS!”
– Me, whispering/screaming in the theaters to Amanda
Oh
Today I went on a date with t-mobile guy.
: how do you do that?
Ashley: I just do.
“You’re so white, I thought you were wearing nylons!!”
– Little sister Aileen when I wear shorts. (via ashleyycashleyy)
“i feel soo holly jolly.”
– Chris
“Hug me long so I don’t have to hug strangers..”
– Ashley
Aserejé, ja deje dejebe tudejebe de sebiunouva majabi an de bugui an de buididipí.
: are you bored?
Aileen: noooo, I'm soooo happy.
“What happpppppened to thaaa music?!”
– Drunk Godmother
“Lol party animals. My gram is not like that, we had to pray for an hour, my...”
– Pamela
An Expensive Christmas Movie
chelseam:
tomoatmeal:
A great Christmas story would be about a young boy who develops an inexplicable distrust of Santa Claus. On Christmas Eve, the boy laces a plate of cookies with cyanide in an effort to kill Santa, only to find his parents dead on the floor the following morning. Assuming that Santa killed his mom and dad, the boy vows to get revenge. As the years pass, the boy becomes...
“Good morning sleeping bum!I bet your asleep execution style…l.o.l.Well if...”
– Proof
