February 2010
“babygirl why you walking so fast? Slow down for daddy.”
– Tipsy Pete
“I don’t like Lady Antebellum cuz her name has Lady in it. Lady Gaga is my...”
– Ashley Rodriguez
January 2010
“Why is it so big that Tiger Wood cheated on Maury people cheat all the time”
– Aileen, my 10 year old sister
“marijuana,vicodin,cocain,bacon,ecstacy. i can not be killed by anything”
– Josh Homme
Ryan Ruins A Conversation in the Breakroom
rypurt:
Co-worker: …He already has a Grammy right?”
Ryan (interrupting): “I had a Grammy but she died from eye cancer, she was really sweet…but in a computers and colored people are scary kind-of-way, ya know?…what?”
392. WINTER AND WHAT IT DOES TO YOUR LIPS. OW.
(via dearworldwtf)
391. YOU'RE NOT EVEN A CONVICT, AKON.
dearworldwtf:
STOP IT.
401. LADY GAGA'S ABILITY TO GET A SONG STUCK IN MY...
dearworldwtf:
IT’S BEEN 3 WEEKS, FOUR DAYS, AND 13 HOURS. WHEN WILL IT END?
Oops!
talesfromthecrypt:
JD Salinger was one of those people who I assumed had already died.
“Solve for Tan^-1 (0), but this is noo interesting, let’s make it more...”
– Professor Leung
“Is there something else you can do with that tongue?”
– Anon, the creepy guy who thought he was gonna get lucky.
ashleyycashleyy:
my older sister, lidia, is off to her first day of school. She wears a big sweater and pants. She always dresses like that to college. Please, oh please, lord almighty, never let me leave the house like that.
fuck you im comfortable.
6:38 am
spiffykat:
worst feeling of my life.
and it wasn’t a dream.
“Hahaha yea like 4=log3(81) equals 81=3^4 haha woooooo super fun.”
– Adrian, he likes math.
Ashley: mom where are we going?
: idk mom is crazy.
Mom: I am crazy.
“ahahah it was cute! but u did have the single greatest idea ever that nite. u...”
– Chris
There you have it
I went to my first rave. It was an hour away from home. I had the type of fun that should and is illegal. I think the date was 1/16/2010 don’t quote me on it. Words can’t describe the emotions that went through me that night and I’d to leave it like that.
“Look mama its that whore that stole daddy.”
I hate the feeling of nostalgia that hits me on a random night like this. And it keeps me up. half of me wants to cry and let everything out and the other half knows better than that and realizes its too early to have an emotional breakdown. But can it ever be too early? Fuck it what do I know. For all I know its the drugs talking.
I can be a nice person. Sometimes choose not to be.
You ever..
rypurt:
go to a concert where everyone likes the band way more than you do. And every song the idiots you came with start cheering after three notes like they recognize the song the band just started playing a millisecond ago.
And then you don’t want to look like your not hip, so you start doing the same like you know every song right away but then you cheer after the guitarist just does some...
“Ok then so you like me and I like you too…tell me again why we can’t...”
– Peter
“Yes! I’m not ready lol I haven’t married lil Wayne.”
– Marcy, her reason why she’s not ready to die
“I’ve been so out of the game, I forgot there was precum.”
– Ashley
“Your sad and horny and that’s a recipe for Ho-cake.”
– Mona
Gay Fish
A person who’s ego has become so large that it severely distorts their perception of reality.
“Whenever I get an erection it rains.”
Steph: who stole my gas?
Bridgette: snoop.
“Snoop. Yeah he’s the definition of black.”
– Stephanie
“The truth is, everybody is going to hurt you. You just gotta find the ones worth...”
– Bob Marley
“Well the vibrating phone woke me up. And now i cant go to sleep cuz i keep...”
– Him, :)
May the good times roll
And the rest of us should roll as well.
“Now that I think about it.. Justing Bieber is perfect.”
– Aileen, my ten year old sister.
10 Stpid Things girls do fck their lives
1. STUPID ATTACHMENT 2. STUPID COURTSHIP: “I finally found someone I could attach to” and other stupid ideas about dating 3. STUPID DEVOTION: “But I love him” and more stupid romantic stuff 4. STUPID PASSION: “Ohhh, ahhh, we’re breathing hard.. it must mean love” 5. STUPID COHABITATION: (cohabitation = two people in a relationship living together) 6....
“Don’t buy COCAINE…it’s not fairtrade!”
no puedo dormir no puedo dormir no puedo dormir no puedo dormir no puedo dormir no puedo dormir no puedo dormir no puedo dormir.